Every Zimbabwean should be ashamed

Every Zimbabwean should be ashamed

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By Mduduzi Mathuthu

IT'S silly season in Britain.

The reality TV show Big Brother -- a sad and pointless contest in which 13 participants compete for fame and £100 000 in the same house for nearly 2 months, trailed by television cameras -- this year features a pathetic, self-obsessed Zimbabwean who claims to be a virgin!

Just a day into the contest, the scatty 24-year-old cardiac nurse, Makosi Musambasi, failed to follow a simple instruction, and ended up nominated for eviction this week by a bully called Big Brother.

To avoid eviction, she has to be nominated by most of her housemates – which basically means she has to infuriate them with daily monkey pranks, enough to make them hate her, nominate her and save her. It works like that.

Zimbabweans are generally cultured people, but not this chicken-brained sanctimonious squit.

She has already started behaving like an Amazon squirrel, plunging the depths of iniquity to try and rile the other inhabitants of the jungle that is Big Brother.

Take, for instance, her alarm act on Day 3, Sunday. She subjected her housemates to four minutes of piercing alarm noise while they were sleeping. As the rest hurried up to flee the scene, our Makosi remained tucked in her bed.

Apparently she had figured that if she stayed in bed, the alarm noise would continue to ring. When the rest of the housemates finally realised what she was up to, they ripped off her covers to be confronted by the unsightly image of her in the nude. God help us!

Just the previous day, (Day 2, Saturday) our ‘representative’ in this horrible contest had given her housemates another rude awakening, switching the lights on while the rest were deep in sleep.

Another fame hunter in the cage, bleary-eyed Maxwell, wasn't impressed: "Who do you think you are?" he bellowed. "You think you're so mature walking around like you own the place!"

The foul mouthed weasel hit back: "You're such a w*****!”

Zimbabweans should disown this brat!

Shockingly, her father thinks it’s cool. Retired police inspector Rich Musambasi, 51, said: "Kosie is a good girl. She will not do anything bad. I am sure she will make us proud."

“Us”, Rich? Hell no!
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