Makosi claims all women have lesbian fantasy

Makosi claims all women have lesbian fantasy

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By Mduduzi Mathuthu
Posted to the web 04/05/2009 15:59:20
FORMER Big Brother star and socialite Makosi Musambasi claims in an interview today that she doesn’t know a girl who hasn’t experimented with another woman.

“Those who say ‘no’ are lying. Those that are not liars will tell you,” says Makosi who insists she is “straighter than a ruler”.

Makosi drew outrage in 2005 when she got locked in a boozy 30-second lesbian kiss with Big Brother 5 housemate Orlaith on British television.

She claims a woman’s body is “the most attractive thing on earth, appealing to everyone” but admits she has only ever had lesbian “encounters” TWICE.

“Encounters are not sex… I only have sex with men,” she told New Zimbabwe.com in a wide-ranging interview.

She will not consider a lesbian relationship, she says, unless if the woman involved is David Beckham’s bisexual former mistress Rebecca Loos.

She said: “Rebecca is the only woman I would ever fall for… I think she is very pretty. Apart from that I am as straight as they come, straighter than a ruler.”

But in comments that will outrage Zimbabwean conservatives, Makosi claims: “I know that 75 percent have had lesbian encounters, 20 percent are constantly think about it even as they read this and the other five percent have considered it.

“There are people angered by this because it’s true… and there are others saying ‘I’m not, I’m not’, they are trying to convince themselves they are not. I went to boarding school for six years, and I can tell you those that deny have thought about it and some have executed it. Girls will be girls.”

The big-chested Makosi also reveals that she has only ever had sex with SEVEN men since losing her virginity aged 18.

“Seven definitely,” she says, “but two I’m questioning… I don’t know whether that qualifies to be called sex. Sometimes the man’s tool is too small you think ‘is that a finger?’ Girls out there will tell you sometimes they ask, ‘what was that?’”

Makosi strips to the barest minimum for a photo-shoot last year

The former cardiac nurse says she plans to write a sex manual for men to improve their love-making. The first chapter will be dedicated to teaching men how to kiss.

Makosi said: “Some men are horrible kissers. The truth is if they can’t kiss, that’s a tell-tale sign they can’t f***, trust me. If you can’t walk you can’t run… it’s the same relationship between kissing and love-making. How do you sprint if you can’t even walk?”

She says some men have given her mouth “a bath”. “That’s the worst. It’s so sloppy! And then there are those who try to drill your throat with their tongue. African men need to be a bit careful, their lips are already thick… they need not open their mouth too wide, and please don’t knock your teeth on mine.”

Makosi, 28, says she has been at over 100 dates with men but has not been lucky with relationships.

“Not every date will end up in sex,” she says. “I hope my 101st date is gonna be the one.”

She claims she is on a 90-day sexual abstinence challenge, although that doesn’t include “toys”.

“I am sex starved,” she admits. “I want to be for 90 days. I do fear though I will end up with sexual kwashiorkor because I love sex. If I have someone to do it with, they certainly shed a few pounds off their weight… it’s non-stop action. I f*** like I eat, like I breathe.”

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The footy-mad Arsenal supporter says she plans to start a family within five years, but must first get a rich African man she “admires 101 percent” and adores “102 percent”.

“I want someone who keeps me on my toes, not the other way round. I am kind of used to people who throw themselves at my feet. There is no challenge there. Of course I don’t mean they should challenge me out of arrogance, like standing me up for no reason. There should be a reason to keep me on my toes.

“I want someone who is driven by ambition… ambition with results. The biggest condition is it has to be someone I totally admire and adore as the father of my kids. There has to be 101 admiration and 102 person adoration.”

She will try to avoid getting pregnant outside marriage “out of respect for my parents”, she says.

“They led by example. Why should I be a single mother”, although there is nothing wrong with being a single mother, she said.

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