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Now Zimbabweans have to queue to queue

Zimbabweans queue outside a Harare bank to withdraw money

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By Mary Revesai

A STUDY conducted in the United States more than a decade ago estimated the cost to the American economy of alcohol abuse and alcoholism at $246 billion.

The study was conducted by the National Institute on Alcohol and Alcohol Abuse, which took into account such factors as loss of earnings, health consequences and cost of treatment, burden on employers and households and crime-related activities.

With queuing having become an almost enforced addictive activity in Zimbabwe, where ordinary people spend hundreds of hours in queues to do things that are routine in other countries such as shopping, depositing or withdrawing money from the bank etc, it would be interesting to quantify its impact on productive pursuits.

This is because as the shortages of almost everything, but particularly cash, worsen, there is a new twist to the art of queuing. In the past, people have resorted to leaving their cars in petrol queues or paying touts to keep their places in queues for various services so that they could do other things in the meantime. They may need to revise their strategies because queuing has become more complex and time consuming of late.

Now Zimbabweans have to queue to queue! How so, the un-initiated may wonder. This is because the shortages, especially of cash at banks, have become so dire that crowd control techniques are called for. Security guards now issue pieces of paper with numbers to forestall queue-jumping and other frustrated behaviour with a potential to ruffle feathers among people with frayed nerves and short tempers caused by the indignity that now accompanies the business of living from day to day.

What this means is that upon arrival at a bank, a foreign currency outlet or a supermarket, one has to join a queue to be issued with a number before joining the actual line in which to be served. In other words, people now have to queue in order to join a queue! This is an extremely stressful way of life and a scientific study would definitely establish how this is affecting people’s health and how much productive time is wasted and other repercussions.

A description of how my day panned out last Saturday will give an idea of what an ordeal it is to live in today’s Zimbabwe. I got up early with the intention of getting into town before banks opened. I needed to withdraw some cash from my bank and, therefore, got up at the crack of dawn.

My plans were forestalled before I even got out of the house. A plan to fill the bath while I made the bed gave me the first indication that all was not well. Not a drop of water was coming out of the taps and so it meant I had to solve the problem of how to bath and make breakfast.

There is a tap in my neighbourhood that has a time lag allowing it to continue spouting the precious liquid long after the rest have dried up. Bucket in hand, like a rural dweller on her way to the nearest borehole, I rush out confidently thinking I am the earliest bird. My heart drops upon realising I have not beaten anyone – the queue is already a mile long and soon the tap runs dry too.
One can get by without eating but bathing is another matter. I have a brainwave – rush to the neighbourhood shop which opens early, to buy some bottled water. I reckon that if I get at least two bottles containing two litres each, I can get a decent wash. But, horror of horrors! As I approach, I meet some similarly affected residents already coming out of the shop with their emergency supplies of expensive water.

My plans to get four litres soon fly out of the crowded shop’s windows. At about $12 million per bottle, I realise I have to settle for one bottle of two litres and invoke the miracle of Cana when Jesus changed water into wine. Only this time, I needed the amount increased so that I had enough for a bath. Mission somehow accomplished, I rush into town to a branch of my bank in the “third world” part of the central business district of Harare that is usually quieter.

I cannot believe my eyes. A longer queue is snaking round the block with a shorter one forming in another direction near the door. This is the line for getting a number to join the proper queue. I am number 177 and despite hope springing eternal in the human breast, I realise the odds are insurmountable. I nevertheless join the queue and persevere for half an hour during which I barely move. What happens at smaller branches is that when the cash runs out, tellers wait for depositors to complete transaction before they can serve withdrawers. But in today’s Zimbabwe, when one needs bundles of notes to buy a few items, very few people can make substantial deposits.

I decide to take a break from the queue and try to establish whether there is any place in downtown Harare where I can find water to fill a couple of bottles I have brought. It may be hard to believe, but the whole of town has no water. By the time I return to the bank, it is almost closing time but the queue is still as long as it was earlier.

It means all of us will spend the weekend without any money to buy basic necessities. When I get home in the evening, there is still no water and I join millions of other frustrated residents in cursing under my breath at the ineptitude of the Zimbabwe National Water Authority (ZINWA) which has taken over the management of water affairs from city councils.

Then there is a bombshell on Sunday. The state newspaper, The Sunday Mail, carries a story headed “ZINWA TO CUT SUPPLIES FOR ONE WEEK”. The statement is issued by the general manger of the parastatal, Lisbern Chipfunde, who explains that the problems are due to power cuts at the main waterworks.

Zimbabweans have endured all kinds of deprivation but a lack of water in the whole of the city threatens to be a new ball game. The government of President Robert Mugabe, however, remains supremely relaxed and confident that despite this untenable state of affairs, which is replicated in every town and every sector, it will win the forthcoming elections resoundingly. But with the level of discontent simmering throughout the country that can only happen because as expected, the polls will be rigged.

Mary Revesai is a New Zimbabwe.com columnist and writes from Harare

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